Hang on to the Reverie

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via rainydayblueskies)

September 2nd, 2014 - 235,527 notes

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(via hopelesslyincorrigible)

September 2nd, 2014 - 39,744 notes

plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

(via lightthefuze)

September 2nd, 2014 - 15,887 notes

guucccii:

*goes to prison*
This isn’t like orange is the new black..

(via hopelesslyincorrigible)

September 2nd, 2014 - 88 notes

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed, via covocal)

September 2nd, 2014 - 859,012 notes

mersus:

too horny to sleep

too tired to masturbate

(via 35oz)

September 2nd, 2014 - 12,720 notes

timey-wimey-mischeif-deductions:

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

You got my vote

(Source: tooruoikawa, via noodlesaddict)

September 2nd, 2014 - 214,344 notes
  • Me: Oh, the LGBT section of this lovely bookstore! With lots of G, a couple of L, no T and B as a background character if you squint and tilt your head
September 2nd, 2014 // 2,139 notes
  • plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.
September 2nd, 2014 // 178,299 notes

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via rainsnowsleet)

September 2nd, 2014 - 310,021 notes
  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: getting crazy up in here
September 2nd, 2014 // 58,107 notes